Dark Ranters presents a Chrischan rant quickie with GearsX
Hello, everyone, this is GearsX with a rant quickie. It's been awhile since I've done a rant on anyone or anything. In this rant, I go after one of the most notorious and infamous characters on the internet, Christopher Christian Weston Chandler aka Chrischan. Originally, this was going to be a long rant with ImpulsiveSpidercide but due to my computer deciding to fuck up and my partner in crime backing out, I'll be goin' solo. I know there had been many rants and commentaries done on Chrischan and his disgusting antics but I felt like I wanted to put in my two cents on him.
For those of you who never heard of this fella, Chrischan is a twenty-nine year old "highly functioning autistic" who is really a brain dead and delusional manchild. I am a austic myself and I feel ashamed about this jackass reenforcing a negative stereotype on austics and going out of his way to make normal autistics like myself look bad. When I was a kid, I wasn't aware about me having autism and had to cope with my limitations of social skills until years laters when I was a teenager or adult. Mind you, I never seen every video that Chrischan did but I will tell you all what I did see from his videos and what I heard from the youtube users who spoke about him in rants and commentaries.
First, I'll talk about his shitty ass webcomic called Sonichu. Sonichu is a fusion of both Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu from Pokemon. I've read at least one issue of Sonichu and it was the first issue. Holy shit, the plot didn't make any sense, the characters are one dimensional and have the personality of a cardboard pizza box, and the artwork looked disjointed and jittery. I've seen better artwork in Rob Liefeld's comics. This webcomic was so bad, Linkara didn't wanna go near it whatsoever. As for Sonichu, a hybrid of two well known characters an original character doesn't make. And technically, Sonichu isn't really an original character at all, he's just an abomination of two very well established and copyrighted characters from Sega and Nintendo respectively which means Chrischan's claims of Sonichu being original have no bearing and merit.
Chrischan had said he's on a love quest for a "boyfriend-free girl". No girl in her right mind would ever go out with Chris. Everyone knows Chris doesn't care about women and he doesn't respect women, all he wants to do is get these girls into bed with him and have sex. He went so far as showing off a sign to any girl he sees for a date at his college. This sorta thing is called solicitation for sex and it's illegal. The dean of the college, Mary Lee Walsh, had gotten wind of this. She told him this isn't the way to get girls yet he didn't listen. He passed out this newsletter he called "Sonichu's News Dash" that advertised his pathetic attempt to get a girl. Once again, Mrs. Walsh told him not to post anything about his love quest all over campus but he refused to listen. This resulted in getting expelled for a year and since then, he maintained a grudge against Mrs. Walsh.
Chris, if you are reading this, let me drill this into your thick skull: The dean was doing her job and was looking out for the safety of the female students. You had no right to post signs and notes advertising your dating profile all over Piedmont Virginia Community College campus. You tried to demonize her into a evil and vile human who destroyed your opportunity for love but really, she was just doing her job. Holding a grudge against her won't change that fact either. That's why you had sex with a blow up doll because you were that desperate for love. Banging a blow up doll doesn't count as losing your virginity. At this rate, you'll never find a girlfriend. You're gonna die a virgin, dude.
And last but not least, he broke the number one rule on what not to do on the internet: don't give out your personal information. Chris gave out his own personal info such as his street address, phone number, the password of his PSN account. He announced his own personal info and his tormentors jumped on the chance to exploit it. Chris refused to take responsibility for what he did and blamed it on his trolls. His trolls did everything from harassing his family with phone calls to playing pranks on him. Chris-chan often went on a bitchfit about it like a whiny little child who doesn't get his way. He even posted a video of his impromptu house tour which got taken down then later on was mirrored on youtube by his trolls. His house is an absolute shitnest and should be on the show Hoarders since his parents kept a lot of garbage and junk lying around.
I could talk about Chrischan and his miserable antics some more but there's one website that does the job for me and it's called the cwcki. The cwcki is a wiki site solely dedicated to exposing Chrischan and the sick and disgusting things he did. I will post a link to the cwcki in this rant's discription for all of you to see but I should warn you, there are pictures and videos of Chris and it's not a pretty sight.
That about does it for this rant quickie on Chrischan. Before I go, I'll give you all a quick update on some of my future projects, I'm currently doing a retrospective on the Duke Nukem series, a review of Hunted: The Demon's Forge, and a couple of stories for Fanfiction.net. I'll see you all next time, folks.





Whew... I nearlly passed out there. But I think it goes without saying that i hate him
-correction; right now he's thirty.